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A couple are in bed talking, and the boyfriend decides to make a joke. He says, “Just think, if your breasts could give milk, we could get rid of all the cows. And if your vagina could lay eggs, we could get rid of all the chickens.”

“Oh, yeah?” she replies. “Well, if you could get it up, we’d be able to fire the pool guy.
Random Fact : "Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired""