How to Recover from These Bedroom Dont s

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Everyone has done dumb stuff. Everyone has done dumb stuff in the bedroom. Here are some ideas to keep the dumb stuff to a minimum.

The Problem: Your dirty talk isn't dirty it's weird. If you start talking freaky stuff with your girl and suddenly a look of disgust comes to her face.

The Fix: Turn it into a game. Have her come up with something worse. What ever it is she wins. Call her a sicko and move on as fast as possible.

The Problem: Calling her the Wrong Name. Listen, this can be an unfixable problem.

The Fix: Timing is everthing. You have to look her dead in the eye. You have to be able to control your face. If you can't pull off the "cocky asshole" along with the "it's a joke" routine, you're DEAD.

The Problem: Farting in Bed. A classic.

The Fix: The answer depends on how new the relationship is. If it's new you can pull the whole "blame it on her" act. With any luck that will turn into a wrestling match, then that can lead to better things. If the relationship is older the "blame it on her thing" likely won't fly. Give her the "dutch oven". Yeah, she'll hate you for a few seconds but laugh. Keeping it positive is the most important thing in all these situations